With the upcoming election for a new Chair at Hemsworth Town Council. Ferret thought it would be a good time to recap some of Mr Jim Kenyon’s “greatest” moments.
Will his “Independent” colleagues vote for him to remain Chair for another year?
Just who is Mr Jim Kenyon?
He is all things to all people is Mr Jim Kenyon, with a lie for every occasion.
However, some of these are very repetitive but then again if it worked once, use it again and again. People will eventually believe it, even if they had doubts before.
That’s his motto, that is until the same old lies are discovered to be just that, even then He waits a short while, sometimes just minutes and regurgitate them out again.
The perennial expert, he can and does talk with ease about any ideas or schemes, no matter how madcap they are, especially when he is trying to line his own pocket and never a care for the damage and upset he leaves in his trail.
He has had many disasters both here in the United Kingdom and also abroad, most notably in Tenerife.
Ferret is running a reprise of some of his “achievements” for the benefit of any new readers who may not have seen them posted previously.
Day 9 – Trust in a Trust
Jim Kenyon’s real work continued, The Waterpark was irresistible to the “entitled ones who deserve it” complete with now gated access and a plan was hatched to make it safe by putting it into a Trust, said Ian Womersley and the Eccles’ who nodded their approval as they pulled his strings.
It so very nearly worked but for the intervention again, of one furry animal and a dedicated group of people both on and off the council.
A £5000 reward was placed on Ferret by Kenyon’s closest of allies, the Eccles’.
With his plans forcibly on hold, and money drying up, savings had to be made.
What was Kenyon’s master plan for this? Stop the maintenance, let the kiddies rides just rust and the Waterpark and sports facilities degenerate.
Staff that left were not replaced.
Get rid of the fish in the lakes and the anglers will follow and to save on cleaning up, we’ll shut the gates at 6 o’clock became his mantra.
Coming tomorrow – Day 10 – Secret Meetings, Land Deals, Mowers And Marquees…