Sun. May 19th, 2024

With the upcoming election for a new Chair at Hemsworth Town Council. Ferret thought it would be a good time to recap some of Mr Jim Kenyon’s “greatest” moments.

Will his “Independent” colleagues vote for him to remain Chair for another year?

Just who is Mr Jim Kenyon?

He is all things to all people is Mr Jim Kenyon, with a lie for every occasion.

However, some of these are very repetitive but then again if it worked once, use it again and again. People will eventually believe it, even if they had doubts before.

That’s his motto, that is until the same old lies are discovered to be just that, even then He waits a short while, sometimes just minutes and regurgitate them out again.

The perennial expert, he can and does talk with ease about any ideas or schemes, no matter how madcap they are, especially when he is trying to line his own pocket and never a care for the damage and upset he leaves in his trail.

He has had many disasters both here in the United Kingdom and also abroad, most notably in Tenerife.

Ferret is running a reprise of some of his “achievements” for the benefit of any new readers who may not have seen them posted previously.

Day 10 – Secret Meetings, Land Deals, Mowers And Marquees…

Never mind about the Waterpark said Mr Jim Kenyon, let’s put in on the back burner for now, we’ve still the two pieces of land at Fitzwilliam to sell and good old Alan Draper will play Doctor and make an operational decision to give our pals access to the land at the rear of the other Fitzwilliam allotment site. Who cares if the Kiddies at the school have to dodge the traffic.

We’ll hold secret meetings with the developers they’ll not find out.

Unfortunately for Kenyon “THEY” did.

A big marquee appeared, along with a mower, that in reality was only an attachment but still both of them commanded huge prices.

The tent was erected “in house by Kenyon himself” but for some reason he still paid the man from the firm who didn’t turn up. The tent then needed mending and disappeared from sight.

Coming tomorrow – Day 11 – The Day of the Election…

By Ferret

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