With the upcoming election for a new Chair at Hemsworth Town Council. Ferret thought it would be a good time to recap some of Mr Jim Kenyon’s “greatest” moments.
Will his “Independent” colleagues vote for him to remain Chair for another year?
Just who is Mr Jim Kenyon?
He is all things to all people is Mr Jim Kenyon, with a lie for every occasion.
However, some of these are very repetitive but then again if it worked once, use it again and again. People will eventually believe it, even if they had doubts before.
That’s his motto, that is until the same old lies are discovered to be just that, even then He waits a short while, sometimes just minutes and regurgitate them out again.
The perennial expert, he can and does talk with ease about any ideas or schemes, no matter how madcap they are, especially when he is trying to line his own pocket and never a care for the damage and upset he leaves in his trail.
He has had many disasters both here in the United Kingdom and also abroad, most notably in Tenerife.
Ferret is running a reprise of some of his “achievements” for the benefit of any new readers who may not have seen them posted previously.
Day 5 – The Start of the Community Destruction
Jim Kenyon quickly turned a community cafe and children’s play area into a sixties pub, money was splashed out on Councillors own properties, clearing their land and waterways, even fencing it off.
Record breaking use of petty cash, associates and friends brought in to fill jobs and even a home the regular staff occupied with their family became a target and they were forced out by various methods.
Following the mayhem of the spending spree, a new man was brought in to “balance the books” where lesser mortals had failed.
So impressed was Kenyon that he was offered a contract as the new internal auditor, he came well recommended by the Eccles’.
Coming tomorrow – Day 6 – The Madness Gains Pace…
If they made a sit com of this with Frank Spencer as the Kenyon figure, it would be a great success. So unbelievable like Victor Meldrew but omg it’s all true and definitely not funny in real life. Worse still we don’t know half of what’s been going on…….. Yet.