How well you did at Ayr in wrecking that stadium.
How you love football and how you made that Scots team of under tens homeless.
How good you were when you made a success of closing the Beeches and Jubilee clubs.
How good you are looking after that money the court ordered you to pay to that Hemsworth lady after you unlawfully sacked her.
How you looked after Bobby the dog.
How good you are saving the council money buying old diggers and only paying twice what they were worth.
How good you are saving the council money by paying out cash and not using invoices and receipts.
How good you are being able to bring another accountant in to balance the council’s books.
How you can time travel and take us back to the sixties in clubs and pubs.
How brave you were to give Bob Mac 2 minutes silence and a bench.
How brave you were to face that disabled bloke with only 3 others to help you.
How brave you were when you tried to expand into Europe with your schemes I mean bright ideas and had to come running home for medical help.
How brave you were in the war and to wear your medals and uniforms in public.
How brainy you are and the many qualifications you’ve got and how you’ll show em when you can find them in the loft.
How good you looked after and gave a relation a detached home on the allotments in a shed.
How good you are with your charity work and how you nearly worked at the Samaritans.
How good you cleaned up and fenced off the land at Kinsley for those elderly councillors I mean residents.
How good you were giving the Eccles a gate and knowing that we’ll be able to use it on next year’s bonfire.
How good you are nearly knowing something about Planning laws.
How good you are spending a lot of our money boosting the lawyer’s benevolent funds.
How good you are in court and how the Judges pay you those lovely compliments.
How good you are in court and all the cases you’ve lost because the judges got it wrong.
How good you are in court and how you kept just one case rolling on for 13 years.
How good you are at lying to be able to keep one case going on for 13 years.
How good you are in court and how much money its cost other people to follow your ideas for as long as 13 years.
How good ……………………….
How good your next lies will be when you try to explain how you lost the former Sports Complex on Kirkby road site case to Saul Construction Limited when you said we’d won two and a half years ago…
Well he’s good at being consistently bad and not living in the reality of the real world much to our cost. He’s made our township and himself a laughing stock. The upside is thanks to ferret he’e been exposed and as bad as the things are he’s done it would have been an awful lot worse. As they say he needs to RESIGN